scaryness

hai



hai cybermorphius how be the stuff

rad as a loon man - like loopy as


would that be loopy as a loon then



loopier than the looniest loon when it was ever being loony




that's pretty loony then


loony as a loony loon type things and stuff

so now we've established that your insane what next



electro shock therapy
like that's just simply quite metaphorically the best we could do


so that would be with electricity then

lightning



so you'd recommend lightning therapy then


so how do you go about ligntning therapy

well first you'd have to get some lightning and stuff



like where on ever do you get lightning from then


from the clouds man - like when they bang together and stuff

so how do you catch it then



with a lab like dr frankensteins


and with all those electric type buzzy things with lightning flashing between then and stuff

we just love those electric buzzing sounds



then you put on the skull cap with a pointy top like the one that burst the zeplin and stuff


then when the lighning comes it goes on the pointy bit and wallah - electro shock treatment's finest hour

very technical terms your using




well we're technical people


so what happens when it goes on the pointy bit

you go all buzzy and stuff



you mean like a bumble bee


and you make sounds like weeeeeeeeeeeeeee and stuff

your insane



then comes the honey and stuff


mmmmmmmmmm...... honey

with magic mushys soaked in it



what has magic mushys soaked in honey ever have to do with lightning electro shock therapy


well there's a little lightning bolt on the label for starters man

well that just explains everything then does'nt it



yes it does'nt


a person would normally say yes it does

so does it yes then



so does it yes


are you like a loon or something

well you'd say anything after a banana bolt from the squishy meld ov sparkly stuff like that would'nt you



is that a multiple choice


what about done over by the doer ov done type things and stuff

that'd really do your head in that one



so said the monkey to the ant


so what exactly did the monkey say to the ant then

not really sure - like we we're on acid at the time



what - the monkey, the ant, you ar the whole damn lot ov you


well we we're all at this party and stuff

tell us more



and the candyman appeared out ov the smoke


out ov the smoke

yeah man - like it's all smoke and mirrors at the parties we go to



so then what happened


don't quite remember

like where are we exactly




well it looks like you've been on bananas after meeting a monkey and an ant at a party then somewhare along the way you were done over by the doer ov done things and then you had lightning electro shock therapy


on acid

that just explains everything then does'nt it



like it's a wonder we're still compus mentus after all that lunacy type things and stuff


what does compus mentus mean

think it's like one ov these lollies where people ride bikes and stuff




well that's just great then is'nt it



so - anything rad to leave us with



never trust a gorilla


great - we'll keep that in mind


with what by the way

with your houseboat ov course


we don't even have a houseboat

well no problem then




now that is rad

lounge 

so who's for tea

mmmmmmmmm...... tea