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here's something for all the legal eagles
it's a technical impossiblity to swear to 'the whole truth'
we could NOT EXIST if that we're true
it's a bit like having to eat an apple first
there is NO 100% (infinity) on the manifest reality
here in paradise truth goes to 95%
beyond that it becomes comedy then lyric
what about if swearing 'to the whole truth'
means you have to do some stand up comedy
or you could talk in ryhme
or rap it out
interesting
just as long as it diverts the factual truth into oblivion
and for those in court on gunja charges
after you swear on the bible keep it for evidence
then open genisis first few verses
and read jehovas words to adam (the world)
'as the green herb i have given you everything'
you might remind them that gunja now supports america (the free world)
gunja is americas No.1 cash crop
went past cotton some years ago
whoever made the 'fruits ov the garden' illegal
should be disbarred from the legal fraternity
and what about those damn apples
gunja in - apples out
that's what we say
is there more - there's always more
dead alice
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well there really was a dark side to alice
but will she find the rabbit and will he save her
save her from what - like she's dead man
well whatever - like we're all dead here in the afterlife on the ground - so what
well it seemed worth mentioning that's all
well the mortals are'nt dead yet
they live on the astral plane man - we woud'nt be too woried about the mortals
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rivers ov babylon have started to flow
yeah - this sure is babylon
bart
special rush pre-presentation
your like so bad man
we're bad - like what about bart man - like he's really really bad
cybermorphius and friends
hai
hai cybermorphius like what's be reckoning then
like way trip me out man
like way trip me out
not you me
not you me
that would be me with a capital 'p'
there's no 'p' in me
well so you say
what about pirate then - like that's got a 'p' in it
so you say
and they do things like piracy, perv, pillage, prosper, propagate, pursue, and they have parrots
now that's interesting - like what's the meaning ov the parrots then
well first and foremost it's usually 'parrot'
like there's only one and it's on your shoulder
otherwise it would be 'flock ov parrots'
is that like 'flock ov seagulls' only more colorful
well it depends on how far you ran
far away from you by the sounds ov things
till we were oh so far away
then we ran again
till we were oh so far away again
were they in some kind ov groundhog day or something
acid
like how do you know they were on acid
well we were on acid so they must have been
must have been what
on acid
so where did they get the acid from
from the candyman ov course but it's to tight to mention
to say the least
well you know like everybody wants to rule the world
'cept they don't and we do
could you be a bit more specific there on the definition ov 'they' and 'we'
well 'they' are the ones that don't and 'we' are the ones that do
are they like the have's and the 'have nots'
more like human v league
don't go
oh no
don't go
sweet dreams are made ov this
paranoid
paranoid
would that be the ozzy version or the tripped out wacked out hard drivin underground club version
the tripped out wacked out hard drivin underground club version ov course however ozzy (and crew)'s version was very delightful when it was made
think it freaked everyone out man
well if you call a group 'black sabbath' then it'd surely freak a few people out
and freak them out it did
then came a child in time
was that after or before smoke on the water
after ov course - not necessarily in that order
what order
the new order
yeah man - like full on man
and then we had some very happy mondays
'cept bob ov course 'cause he did'nt like mondays
and he made sure they damn well knew it too
shot the whole school down
charming
bit like making a song about someone at a busy intersection with a machine gun
well that's just military maddness
what about just madness
well they sure took one step beyond
what happened after that
they rocked the casbah
surely that was a clash ov cultures
yeah man until culture club that is
have you gone mad
we don't know man - it's like the typewriter's writing itself or something
what typewriter
that's the beauty ov it - there is'nt one
what is there then
it came from the computer man
sounds like a space odyssey
well there was plenty ov space and there sure was an odyssey
so do you think that's homer
that not only rings the bell it rang a damn horn man
there can be only one
do you reckon there's any chance ov plagarism this week
nah, nah, nah, yeah
well at least that starts with a 'p'
start it does
is there any end to this madness
you can check out but you can never leave
so anything rad to leave us with
that was it
now that is rad
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so what do you do then
well after i rescued you from the lion cage
yeah
i'm perfoming at the palais
so are you a guitarist
rock star
well is'nt that handy cause i'm a movie star
maybee we could make a film together
let's make a caveman movie
then i get to dong you over the head and drag you back to my cave
what would happen then
well we could like be animals together
sound great
so it's a date then
so where do we meet
out in the desert
are you sure your not going to drug me,
have your 'way' with me,
then hack up the body and eat it,
then dump any remains into a pool ov fire
nah, nah, nah, yeah
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pretty full on man
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this is what we turn into when we rejuvenate
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whatever
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